Movie Reviews: A Triple Treat

God. I should write shorter eh? So, for this post I will make it really short. Been getting feedbacks that I write too long, so meh, imma go ahead and give it a try. Make it short, but with a lot of sense. Like a little candy but with a bigger, more 'chocolatey' center (eh?). So, here goes.

NOTE: These movies may not exactly be up-to-date, with their releases but I just wanted to share with you a few great movies I found interesting and thought I would recommend some of them now.

Alice in Wonderland

CAUTION: Objects in this movie may be VERY REALISTIC (and floaty and blurry too) than they normally appear... especially if you watch it in 3D (and if you watch it "under the influence" =p)

Kidding aside though, let me say this straight and forward. If you expect the adorable Alice in Wonderland feeling you got on the epic and iconic animated cartoon, prepare to be disappointed. This movie is NOWHERE close to being adorable, or cute. The ever great, creative and mysterious mind of Tim Burton sheds new light into his adaptation of this beloved cartoon. The overall "feel" of the movie: nothing short of Mr. Burton's captivating work. He literally brought the Wonderland to life (...and in 3d). The story though, well let me just say, this is the "darker side" of Alice. Seriously, expect 'giant creature eyepoking', 'beheading' and 'weird, seemingly chronic dancing' (?!). You need to keep an open mind if you see this film. I'm saying that because there definitely is a lot of things you will never expect if you're looking for a movie to watch with your 8 year-old kid.

This isn't the Alice we all knew. NOT RECOMMENDED (unless you are able to see the "artistry" behind this, then definitely A MUST WATCH)

...with a guest appearance from a certain "Jabbawockee" ~Hahahaha!!

TIP: YOU MAST WATCH IT "STONED"!!

Be Kind Rewind

Huge JACK BLACK fan! Are you?

This was such a charming movie, that really lures you in and captivates you right towards the end. Jack Black as always is in his funny and witty form. He performs at such a comedic level, where you seem to laugh at him even at his most serious roles - a style like no other. The story couldn't be more appealing as well. I doubt you really will expect what this movie has. A great look into community pride and unity, at the same time showing the most ingenious ways you could shoot a film. You know those creative little ideas that although seems childish and funny if you really shot them in film but somehow accompanied with the thought, "maybe this can really work"?? Exactly. This was a perfect tribute to the "Age of VHS Tapes" and Film-making. Although it might seem just witty and all fun at first it really "makes sense" right at the end of it. You could never go wrong with this movie, especially if you're an avid moviegoer and lover of the film industry like I am.

Leaves some great hilarious moments too. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

My Sister's Keeper

Can I say something "cheesy" without sounding gay??

Funny how during the first minutes or so in the movie, we all seemed to be able keep it in a happy mood, but towards the end it turns the table. The storyline is able to grasp (may i stress on that ..."grasp") the mood of the struggle in the family, while keeping it tamed and silent in a certain level, it will keep you watching towards the end. The acting couldn't be any better, Cameron Diaz, seemed to be so passionate and comfortable in her role, as if she really wanted to be in it. Abigail Breslin did not fail to deliver as well, just like how she captured us in her role on the movie, "Little Miss Sunshine", her performance her definitely does not disappoint. The movie touches on a rather sensitive topic presenting such an "ethical/moral dilemma", it will keep you asking. It truly shows how much tragedies can bring a family together. Some may not admit it much, but there are those movies that really "hit the spot", so to speak. I'm not easy to tears my friends, but this movie came "that" close (a valiant effort, har har).

I guess it's different when you can relate. RECOMMENDED.

So there you have it. Three "Recommended" movies from me to you. Take the time to watch them. You may not have the same opinion about these like I do, but hey, have a see for yourself. Look out for more recommendations from me. Happy viewing~ Thanks!!

Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

Daaaammmmnnnnn!!. Last post on Dec. 29. This blog should be called, "TehFailBlog".

Anyways, I got no reasonable excuses to say why I don't blog much (other than people don't read my blog anyways lol). I'm working on this feature article and I can't think of sh*t, that however does not have anything to do with what I'm about to post for all of you.

This was written by a Chicago Tribune colomnist in 1977 named Mary Schmich. Filled with amazing advices you just can't afford to miss. While the song (yeah, its a song...) may not be as quite the "hitmaker", the message alone speaks for itself, which makes this whole piece... epic.

Brothers and sisters, may you be enlightened. (credits to "Ate Greta" lol)

YouTube link at the bottom.

EVERYBODY'S FREE (TO WEAR SUNSCREEN)

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Nevermind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

You’re not as fat as you imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.

The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind. The race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. What ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own..

Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

I pray you treasure this forever.